Hi I'm Joel. I play guitar and draw stuff, and sometimes I say funny things about whatever the hell is going on currently. You might recognize me as the lead character in The Last of Us. I take pride in my sideburns and beard and one day hope to become a successful recording artist with my band, The Greyscales. You can help by pretending you've heard of me and when someone mentions my name going "Oh yeah, that Joel guy is pretty cool. He's got really sick guitar skills."
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halofarm:

avenger-doctor-castiel-holmes:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

The pope is just so fucking chill I love it

"Gays? Sure, that Catholic Church is open to everyone"

"Aliens? Sure, the Catholic Church is open to everyone"

Modern pope for the modern world.

You know I keep having this thought hit me harder and harder that Ken Ham is a fucking idiot and has no idea what he’s talking about. 

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rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

This is a way to disarm someone, however don’t expect a person to go for the same holdup, and don’t even fucking begin to attempt if you haven’t actually trained. You’re more likely to have the gun held to your back than at the front, if not at point blank. On top of that, the second you move to get that gun is all it takes for them to twitch and fire. You want to make sure the attacker is distracted by something, or put at ease, such as your hands slowly rising. He or she will feel they have established power over you and then let their guard down. Something as simple as talking to them and getting them to talk back is all you need to open a window. It’s hard as hell to have a gun trained and focus on talking at the same time. Still though, don’t fucking do anything if you know you’re not prepared. It’s better to just do what they tell you in such a case.

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

This is way to disarm someone, however don’t expect a person to go for the same holdup, and don’t even fucking begin to attempt if you haven’t actually trained. You’re more likely to have the gun held to your back than at the front, if not at point blank. On top of that, the second you move to get that gun is all it takes for them to twitch and fire. You want to make sure the attacker is distracted by something, or put at ease, such as your hands slowly rising. He or she will feel they have established power over you and then let their guard down. Something as simple as talking to them and getting them to talk back is all you need to open a window. It’s hard as hell to have a gun trained and focus on talking at the same time. 
Still though, don’t fucking do anything if you know you’re not prepared. It’s better to just do what they tell you in such a case.